By Charles Bivona

…so then this imaginary “Tea Party” drives the American conversation to the absurd nationalistic, xenophobic hard right …

… a lot of talk about 9/11 …

.. terrorists …

.. scapegoating Arabs ..

.. waving flags ..

.. pride ..

.. ego feeding bullshit ..

.. tell them they’re patriots .. etc ..

.. precisely…

… we should target the angry people  ..

.. the ones who believe in the HBO, Tom Hanks history of America … .

.. honor defeating evil …

.. the national anthem ..

.. then get them yelling bigoted slogans ..

.. while waving American flags …

… lynch mobs with political signs …

.. hey … they’re just protesting …

.. hateful democracy ..

… good one …

…thank you…

… so the hateful energy of a lynching ..

.. but we call it a political rally …

.. brilliant …

.. thank you …

… so this “party” will naturally drag the national discourse with it …

.. hard to the right ..

.. yes ..

.. yes ..

.. we can start by forcing our media outlets to cover EVERYTHING that idiot Sarah Palin says and does ..

.. she’s perfect …

.. to start ..

.. but we need others ..

… politicians to purchase …

.. American politics …

.. greedy whores …

.. greedy whores … all ..

… anyhoo .. the point is ..

.. the Tea Party drags American politics to the HARD RIGHT ..

.. thereby ..

.. thereby freeing the more “moderate” GOP to inch further toward …

… yes .. further .. toward ..

.. what’s good for business ..

.. what’s great for business ..

.. but ..

.. but?

.. they call that corporate fascism ..

.. true.. resistance …

.. always resistance …

.. the “democracy” problem ..

.. well ..

.. well ..

.. we can make the word fascist unpopular ..

.. or a cliche ..

.. a cliche ..

… have our people call EVERYONE fascists for years..

.. brilliant ..

.. thank you ..

.. we can buy a talk show host, have him accuse EVERYONE .. of being a fascist …

.. everyone ..

.. no matter their ideology ..

.. every night … over, and over, and over ..

.. fascist .. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

..  and his audience will parrot …

.. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

… and the comedians will mock him …

.. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

.. and the liberals will laugh at the “idiocy” of it ..

I mean, how can someone be a Communist AND a Fascist? They are direct opposites. That’s like saying the lights are on AND off.

Yeah, man. Those idiots.

.. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

.. and meanwhile ..

.. meanwhile .. appearing moderate in comparison  to our “Tea Party Patriots,” the corporate fascist GOP can slowly take over…

.. by killing the labor unions ..

.. driving them out of existence ..

.. finally ..

… yes, finally ..

.. great for business ..

.. and if anyone starts screaming ..

“Hey! LOOK! The corporate fascists are taking over!”

.. well .. by then ..

.. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

.. yes .. by then the American people will just roll their collective eyes ..

Ugh! Don’t use that word: FASCIST, people will say ..

… fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

.. yes .. yes .. everyone is a fascist .. blah blah blah .. they’ll groan ..

.. fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..fascist ..

…Oh, don’t be like a Tea Bagger .. they’ll scream ..

.. fascist .. fascist .. fascist ..

.. indeed ..

.. it’s brilliant …

.. thank you ..

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